The Funniest Joke I Ever Made

I was lying in bed on a few Saturday mornings ago, ruminating and cogitating like one does. Then somehow I thought of a joke. It made me laugh. I rang various people to tell them it.

It went:

I understand 50 Cent's latest song is about Weetabix. It's called 'Eat Six or Die Trying'.

Please now take a few moments to recover.