Let's Harass Local Businesses (slight return)

Alors,

Remember I emailed Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners to suggest that their advertising slogan should be 'do you feel mucky, punk?'. Remember? Well they emailed back to say thank you very much. How nice is that, eh?

Well, let's perpetuate this niceness. Let's keep the good feeling going. Let's ALL email them with a suggestion for their advertising slogan (just in case they should they ever choose to advertise their services).

Here are a few suggestions for you to pass on to them (just one per email, please), but feel free to choose your own:

"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - we're not afraid to bend the rules to get results."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - hauling dirt's ass into the DA's office."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - mops with Magnum Force."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - all we need is 24 hours, chief."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - this goes as high as City Hall's toilets."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - telling dirt it's 'off the case'."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - because the pen-pushers back at the station house are scared of getting their hands dirty."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - we're all broken up about that dirt's rights."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - we'll shoot unarmed suspect dirt in the back."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - the maverick cops of contract cleaning."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - a chaotic personal life, but one hell of a contract cleaner."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - we've swapped our badge and gun for a mop and duster."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - damn it, chief, we don't need no partner."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - once we cleaned up the streets; now we clean sinks."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - the uptown cleaner with the downtown reputation."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - we've got two days until retirement, but we're going to nail this dirt, damn it."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - this is a .44 Dyson, the most powerful vacuum in the world."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - when we see a dirty sink, we clean the bastard. That's our policy."
"Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners - the question is, do you feel mucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Choose one you like, or make up your own and send it to enquiries@dirtyharrys.co.uk. Use the following format, just for consistency:

"Dear Dirty Harry's Contract Cleaners,

Do you have an advertising slogan at present? Cos if you don't, you might like to consider this:

(insert suggestion)


Thank you and enjoy your day,

(insert your name)."

Let me know how you get on in the comments section below.

Good luck!